We find ourselves on a scavenger hunt for all the worst tidbits of 'non-news' on Earth. Non-news may be defined as a type of 'filler' - a news story which barely, if at all, falls into the categories of bearing importance or meaning to those witnessing it. In some occasions, non-news can be endearing: certainly, those occasional cute stories about a gerbil dialing 999 or whatever may be said to perform a useful service to the public by unloading the mind after hours on end of death, destruction, and gruesome betrayal. Nonetheless, it is an obvious and pertinent fact that much of what we might read in a newspaper or see perchance on our television sets on those god-awful news channels is absolute pointless rubbish. Here follows a collection of all the most hilarious, most anger-inciting, most ridiculous pieces of 'filler' known to Newskind.
Yours,
The Scavengers.
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