Future Stationery

Dear You,
We the scavengers were delighted to discover that children are youthfully naive and short-sighted compared to older human beings. We never knew. But alas, here is proof:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8295607.stm


Ever wondered what children want the future to be like? Then click the aforementioned, hombré.

Yours,
The Spit-Bubbling Scavengers.

Politician Does Something Bad

Harriet Harman works as a politician, which means that anything bad she does is one thousand, one hundred and forty three times worse than when someone else of a different profession does the same thing. That's the rule.

She 'allegedly' did something, and when something is alleged it's perfect reason to deem them as immoral.

[Allegedly] she [allegedly] didn't leave her [allegedly] details [allegedly] after accidentally [allegedly] hitting someone else's car [allegedly].



Bitch.

Yours,
The Alleged Scavengers.